This still blows my mind

Today we received a package of junk Johnathan sent home. In it was the "Crit package." Just to explain. In June Tom and the kids went to see the Twilight Critierium and cheered for Kristen Armstrong. They sent Johnathan a "Crit package" containing a cow bell and some protein bars. What he recieved was definitely NOT a cow bell and protein bars. I'm still wondering how a cow bell and protein bars can turn into this...

I wonder who ate the power bars at the Post Office that night.